To most foreigners, so little is known of our exotic, multifaceted, multicultural, multi-level direct-selling and "everything boleh" country. We are unique, but not unlike a sexy gold digger married to a dying billionaire, we are so often misunderstood. Fear not. From now, tourists, businessmen, professional beggars and recently-failed-to-get-elected politicians can truly experience our lovely culture and learn how our ingenious people get you to spend as much money as possible while you are here.